July 2011
When someone touches my phone
10knotes:
At first I’m like
Then I remember something inappropriate in it
And I’m like
When people are staring at you
Outside:
Inside:
When you take a picture
Expectations:
Reality:
The story of my life.
When your teacher tells you "You had a whole week...
wearethemissguidedyouth:
Yes you dirty old lady, i know, but I also have this thing called LIFE. oh and TUMBLR.
SO HOP OFF MY BALLS
When your parents say no to something you were...
mymechanicalheart:
baby-owl:
When you're trying to flirt with your crush and...
shutyourface09:
More LOLs here.
That moment at the end of class when the teacher...
purelyawkward:
That awkward moment when you're really upset and...
bex-chan:
And you go from this:
To this:
And wonder what the fuck is wrong with you.
When closing a program that won't respond...
iwillmindfuckyou:
unpublicguy:
“Program is not responding”
Us:
Program:
Us:
Program:
Us:
FINE. I’ll close you down. Show you who is in charge.
Program:
Us:
CLOSE. DOWN. YOU. BITCH.
Program:
Us:
That is it. I’M BRINGING OUT THE TASK MANAGER.
Program:
WHEN YOUR CRUSH LIKES YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS OR...
iheartmetalbro:
LOL
Facebook Friend Request
Old friend sends you a request:
Some hot person sends you a request:
ENEMY sends you a request:
Someone you know’s Mom sends you a request:
10 year old sends you a request:
Abadajnjlis Munjabajjaba (some foreign person) sends you a request:
Someone with a celeb, cartoon, icon, or shoes as their pic sends you a request:
when im on the computer& my mom is the only one...
youdopeimcocaine:
& she’s like..
YOU NOT GON HELP?
& i just look at her like..
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT IT !!
& she’s like..
girl,YOU KNOW I WAS PLAYING !!!
Seeing the person you like with someone else:
Do you ever feel like you aren't even friends with...
When you're watching you're favorite show and you...
fakeismybreakingpoint:
you’re like:
But the moment it cuts to a commercial,
And you run to the toilet like:
After you’ve done peeing you run back to the tv like
While running you’re worried the show has already started so you’re like
But then you make it in time so you’re like
When you find a snack that you forgot you had.
summerwh00res:
There are normal people...
alysabeth:
And then there’s me…
When random people try to sell you shit
staymineforever:
